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The original hand-drawn Stickman doodle

STICKMAN

OUR FIRST EVER DRAWING.

$STICKMAN / $MSFT

FROM NOTEBOOK PAPER

TO MICROSOFT PAINT

TO PONS.

STICKMAN→MS PAINT→MICROSOFT→$MSFT

THE FIRST DRAWING FINALLY HAS A STOCK PAIR.

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before charts

before money

before homework everything

there was stickman.

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BEFORE EVERYTHING

  1. circle↓
  2. body↓
  3. arm↓
  4. arm↓
  5. leg↓
  6. leg↓
  7. STICKMAN.

YOU'VE DRAWN THIS GUY BEFORE.

EVERYONE HAS.

Before you knew how to draw properly…
you knew how to draw him.

Before you knew what a candlestick was…
you knew how to draw him.

Before you knew what Microsoft was…
you knew how to draw him.

stickman is basically the default human drawing.

THEN THEY GAVE US COMPUTERS.

AND WE DREW HIM AGAIN.

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pencil tool, 1 px, zero talent

Microsoft Paint took the dumb drawings we made on paper… and gave us a digital white canvas to make them even worse.

PAPER→PAINT→PONS

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go on. make it worse.

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THE LORE

name: you   date: whenever

Think back to the back of the class.

Bored out of your mind.

Teacher talking.

You staring at the margins of your notebook.

Eventually the pen started moving.

A circle.

A line.

Two arms.

Two legs.

A stick figure.

You didn't need instructions.

Nobody taught you.

You just knew how to draw him.

Before you knew charts.

Before you knew markets.

Before you knew what a memecoin was.

There was Stickman.

The first drawing we all ever made.

$STICKMAN

some things never leave the margins.

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WHY $MSFT?

OUR FIRST DRAWING:
STICKMAN
OUR FIRST COMPUTER DRAWING:
PROBABLY ANOTHER STICKMAN
WHERE:
MICROSOFT PAINT
WHO MADE PAINT:
MICROSOFT
STOCK:
$MSFT
PONS PAIR:
$STICKMAN / $MSFT

CASE CLOSED.

Microsoft Windows×

ERROR:

User has attempted to create advanced artwork.

Detected object: STICKMAN

Complexity: VERY HIGH

Number of shapes: 6

Recommended program: MS PAINT

WARNING×

YOU HAVE BEEN DRAWING THE SAME CHARACTER SINCE YOU WERE 4 YEARS OLD.

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Save as:

stickman_final_FINAL2_REAL.bmp

Type: 24-bit Bitmap (masterpiece)

THE WHOLE THING, DRAWN BADLY

STICKMAN
↓
NOTEBOOK
↓
COMPUTER
↓
MS PAINT
↓
MICROSOFT
↓
$MSFT
↓
PONS
↓
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THE EVOLUTION OF HUMAN ART

CAVEMAN:

draws human with lines

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KID IN SCHOOL:

draws stickman

↓

KID GETS COMPUTER:

opens MS Paint

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SAME KID:

draws stickman again

↓

CRYPTO TRADER:

puts a ticker on it

↓

PONS:

pairs it with Microsoft

↓

TODAY:

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“thousands of years of technological progress”

THE PAIR.

$STICKMAN

+
paint.exe

$MSFT

PAIRED ON PONS.

PONS lets meme tokens trade against stocks.

So instead of pairing Stickman with some random asset… we paired him with Microsoft.

Why? Because once humans stopped drawing Stickman on paper… we opened Paint and drew him there instead.

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WALL STREET ANALYSIS

ASSET:STICKMAN
FUNDAMENTALS:ONE CIRCLE, FIVE LINES
REVENUE:$0
EMPLOYEES:0
BRAND RECOGNITION:EVERY HUMAN ALIVE
TECHNOLOGY PARTNER:MICROSOFT PAINT
PAIR:$STICKMAN / $MSFT
RATING:STRONG BUY

chart drawn by hand. still more accurate than most.

~ THE DOODLE WALL ~

the same guy. a million situations.

Stickman at a desk with stacks of green cash, a glass and a lit cigarette
one green trade and bro thinks he's generational wealth
← counted this way too early
Stickman lying in bed staring at a tiny stickman on the pillow
checking the chart instead of sleeping. again.
bro has not slept →
Stickman smoking a cigarette against a pink wall that says KEEP IT STICKIN
portfolio cooked. cigarette still lit.
coping mechanism →
Two stickmen sitting on a balcony at night with wine under a crescent moon
explaining to bro why we definitely aren't selling
groupchat at 3am →
The original plain stickman doodle
the original. no traits. no rarity. undefeated.
see page 42
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SAVE THE STICK

drawn during 4th period. rules unclear.

         

guesses left: 6

BUILT WITH THE MOST ADVANCED DRAWING TECHNOLOGY KNOWN TO MAN: LINES.

DRAW YOUR GUY

no talent required. that's the whole point.

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YOU'VE BEEN DRAWING HIM YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

$STICKMAN / $MSFT

the first drawing finally has a stock pair.

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not financial advice it's a stick figure

WE DREW HIM ON PAPER.

WE DREW HIM IN PAINT.

NOW WE TRADE HIM AGAINST MICROSOFT.

$STICKMAN / $MSFT

LAUNCHING ON PONS.

BUY ON PONS

one circle. five lines. billions of memories.

DRAW YOUR OWN. ✏️